Only yesterday I was congratulating myself on not having been banned for, well, some considerable time by my standards. In fact, I could not remember the last time that some one entered my Street of Shame which is, as you all know, occupied by all those pathetic creatures who cannot abide a contrary opinion. To be fair, it was perhaps that lurking thought that made me indulge in a piece of fairly mild rudery at the expense of a certain 'Rob' Jubb who is, I believe, some sort of academic in Oxford. To give you the full and ferocious, vindictive, not to say down-right crude, flavour of my rudery, here is the quote:
"I apologise in advance because this is going to be rude and generally I try to avoid rudeness, but how do such very silly people as you get into universities? And how do you stay there?"
Well, 'you better watch out' because when I get really riled that is the sort of vicious stuff I can produce! Even rough, tough characters like 'Snotty' McShot go about in fear and trembling lest they raise my ire but, of course, being rough and tough they don't ban you, they just give you back as good as they get. Of course, I exaggerate, to re-make a point I have made 'many a time and oft''. The likes of 'Robb' Jubb are delicate creatures, nurtured in the safety of state-subsidised Academe. Like his equally effete Oxfordian, the 'Virtual Stoat', he has never had a drill sergeant tell him the story of his life, never had a sales manager scream at him that his sales figures were down, never, in fact, ever had to go out and hack a living for himself in the real world. Now, safely ensconced in his ivory tower at the tax-payer's expense he feels free to write the sort of dribbling rubbish that this post exhibits.
If you read his post in which he minces about wondering why the Israeli's counter-attacked (although he would never recognise it as a counter-attack) because Hezbollah were only killing 0.5 of a person per month, just ask yourself this: would you entrust your child's education to such a moron?