Ah! I thought that odd title would make you read this post. It is actually the name of the blog written by 'Matt' who is listed over on the side of this site under the group heading "Mostly Humorous". His output is somewhat reminiscent of British Leyland c. 1975 in that only approximately one product a month rolls off his assembly line. However, that is only because each and every one of them is a polished gem that has been carefully crafted, er, unlike the Austen Princess, RIP. Here is just one sentence from his latest offering:
"We’d realised that jumping into the swimming pool of minor celebrity could have you treading water in the urine of daytime television."
Need I say more? Well, what are you waiting for, get over there and read him!