Well, as I'm in full Saloon Bar rant-mode I may as well finish the way I began. The real 'stoopids' amongst the middle-class are the socialists. At least when the old working class took to socialism it was an intelligent move on their part because, at face value, it furthered their interests at the expense of the middle- and upper-class, but after a century of socialism and the disappearance of the working-class (despite socialism not because of it) it must be clear to anyone with more than three brain cells that socialism destroys the interests of the middle-class. If you doubt my description then it proves that you are not only deaf, dumb and blind but exceedingly stupid as well. Just take a look at our very own British middle-class, taxed to the hilt to pay for rubbish schools, an eye-wateringly expensive health non-service in which hospitals should come with a health warning and a benefits system that is a thieves' cornucopia. In addition you stand an excellent chance of being robbed and/or burgled, your children turned into junkies, and the perpetrators of these crimes will, at most, be spoken to very, very severely by a socialist Home Secretary who is a crook herself. So, with all that flowing from 60 years of socialism, just how stupid do you have to be to be middle-class and socialist? Yes, quite - knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing stupid, is the answer!
Oh, it just occurred to me. As you and others read these grumpy words, somewhere there is a middle-class socialist tapping away at his keyboard to tell me that for most of the last 60 years the government has been Conservative not Socialist. Please don't send it in because it will only confirm beyond doubt my thesis that middle-class socialists are really and truly monumentaly stupid because, of course, apart from a very brief interlude in the 1980s, all British governments for the last 60 years have been more or less socialist and such differences you might perceive are, on examination, more apparent than real. Or, let me put it this way because you are obviously incredibly stupid, could you put a political fag paper between John Major and Tony Blair? 'Nuff said, I think!
(I do hope my sunny disposition returns tomorrow.)