I am obliged to James Hudnall over at Breitbart News for providing me with a witty title and a cartoon that says it all:
Well, it gave me a giggle, anyway! And some of Hudnall's commenters made me laugh out loud:
"Two more HARVARD GRADS who can't pour piss out of a boot...
"It must be Bush's fault."
"Hell no that umbrella has moving parts no way is he qualified to operate it. He could talk about it, tax it and regulate it but in no way could he work it. Understanding how things work is not his specialty."
"Must be the answer to our economic problems under that umbrella, they look puzzled"
"In his defense, the teleprompter usually travels ahead of him and handles these sorts of things."
There are more, go and enjoy!