No, seriously, an apocalyptic event could hit at any time. After all we have just had one very close shave with Al Gore using up most of the oxygen in the world during his 24-hour 'Gore-a-thon' on the subject of global warming. However, in these dangerous times, happily, we can always rely on good ol' American 'can-do' to get us out of trouble. So, I am delighted to tell you that I have already received my specially embossed invitation to the brand new, subterranean survivalist shelter currently under construction by one of the very finest porn adult sophisticated film companies in California, the Van Nuys-based Pink Visual - 'gotta lurve that name'! According to CBS Los Angeles:
[...] amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
Gosh, a performing stage! I wonder if they will enjoy my recitation of Shakespeare's sonnets?
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
Crikey! A "combination of the above" - hardly bears thinking about. Mind you, I quite like the sound of all that "Biblical rapture", it's bound to have loads of 'begatting' and 'begetting' stuff in it, don't you think?
Of course, you may be wondering how I was chosen for a special invitation to this latter-day Noah's ark. Well, it came about as a result of me accidentally, I stress that, accidentally, clicking on one of those sites inviting me to watch hours of pussy cats cleaning each other's fur - at least, that's what I thought it meant - and this totally inadvertent 'click' won me a prize! Unfortunately, the invite does not mention the 'Memsahib', so, not a word, eh?