Damn, I nearly missed this from The Daily Mail. Our hero - oh, come on, chaps, you have to hand it to him, how many lesbians have you ever straightened out? - was caught on camera looking a tad stiff, if you will excuse the expression, upper-lipped today when he was told that both his ex-wife and his ex-lesbian girlfriend were in town for the 'il-Lib-non-Dem' conference.
Well, to be honest, I wouldn't wish to be caught between these two formidable ladies because somehow I don't think it would quite come up to my expectations. (Mind you, we shall owe them both a debt of gratitude if they succeed in parting him from that dreadful tie!)
Still, I do think Chris Huhne should make the most of what's on offer because if the 'Plod' feel his collar over that very unfortunate mix-up over who exactly was driving the dangerously speeding car he might spend some time at Her Majesty's pleasure in a place where female company is at a premium. Mind you, there are, I believe, some sexually confused people inside who might need and appreciate some straightening as well!