Some things just don't go together and the thin-lipped, stoney-faced Charles Krauthammer arm-in-arm with a joke is not something I would ever expect to see. Don't be fooled by that faint smile, I'm dead certain it has been photo-shopped!
“We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Alright, alright, not exactly a side-splitter, I admit, but not bad coming from 'The Kraut'.
Oh, do cheer up, I'm trying my best!