Here's a little brain-teaser for you to wrestle with over your tea break: how much would you pay not to go to dinner with 'Harry Harperson'? For the benefit of my foreign readers I should explain that 'Harry Harperson' is actually Harriet Harman, the deputy leader of the Labour Party, a rich socialist, a militant feminist and, judging by some of the gibberish she spouts, the victim of a botched lobotomy.
I ask the question because, according to Guido, anyone who is deaf, dumb, blind and lacking a sense of smell, can pay £750 a plate(*) and attend a dinner not just with 'Harry Harperson' but with the entire Labour Party Wimmin's Women's Group - aaaaaaaaaaaargh, get me outta here - NOW!
I'm afraid to say, and it will come as a shock, I know, but several of Guido's commenters have let the side down with some less than gentlemanly comments - even if they did have me falling on the floor howling with laughter!
(*) All 'plate' and 'plating' double entendre jokes are available at Guido's place. This blog, when it can stop laughing, likes to rise above that sort of thing! Oh God . . . I'm off again . . . that Guido . . . he'll be the death of me . . .
DD, I would appreciate a warning before you post such pictures again. Truly disgusting.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Wednesday, 15 February 2012 at 12:38
Oh, come on, 'W', 'man up', I have it on very good authority that she's hot! No, really ... I mean, would I kid you?
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 15 February 2012 at 12:49
Ah - I'm better now - I can post a proper comment in the right place.
Aaarrghh...no I can't...she is just ghastly...........
Posted by: A K Haart | Wednesday, 15 February 2012 at 16:59
Same reply to you, AK, 'man up'! She's not too bad ... really she's not ... when you look at her closely ... aaaaaargh get me outta here!
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 15 February 2012 at 17:38
She looks like Ann Diamond.
Posted by: Jimmy | Thursday, 16 February 2012 at 00:12
Cruel, Jimmy, cruel!
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 16 February 2012 at 09:07