Keep well out of the Twickenham area tonight, darlings, the crowds, the fans, the 'slebs', the media - it must be the All Blacks vs. England, you will think but you will be wrong. C'est moi! Tonight I give the definitive performance as Abhorson the executioner. As the direcor said to me after the dress rehearsal, "Jesus! I've never seen it played like that before", at least, that's what I think he said because he had his head in his hands at the time, obviously overcome with the emotional power of my performance.
Anyway, as I shall be away all day I thought it overdue for me to pick a few of my favourite blogs for you to go and visit. If you are made of stern stuff, start with Julia's Ambush Predator. She does 'Sardonic' in italics with a capital 'S' and how she maintains her good humour as she trawls through stories of such utter stupidity by those who rule over us is amazing to me. If a cool, intelligent and judicious look at the global warming scam is of interest to you then you could do no better than visit m' Lord Bishop Hill. And talking of cool intelligence, then John Redwood applies it in bucketfuls on his daily diary. But not everyone wants yet more politics so for a much wider scope try my e-pal A. K. Haart. He's a bit like me, poor chap, in that he meanders over anything that catches his fancy, except that he does it with some knowledge and learning, where-as I rely on bullshit baffles brains!
Enjoy! And don't forget to switch those taps off - there's a drought on, you know!