This distinguished blog is, of course, a repository for all the really important news of the day, as opposed to the sort of lightweight chitter-chatter you will read on other blogs. Thus, despite the imminent departure of the proprietor (see below) we have opened up again especially to bring you this deeply significant story courtesy of the BBC News site:
MP Chris Huhne's partner Carina Trimingham has lost her privacy and harassment case at the High Court against Associated Newspapers.
The PR adviser sued for compensation over Daily Mail articles she described as "highly unpleasant and hurtful".
But the judge said Ms Trimingham, 44, was "not the purely private figure she had claimed to be" and ordered her to pay £250,000 costs.
The 'Lesbian-Straightener', Mr. Chris Huhne, famed throughout every public bar in Britian for his er, upright efforts to cure Ms. Trimingham of her former 'muff-diving' proclivities, will need every bit of his tender, loving care to sooth Ms. Trimingham's shattered feelings as she watches her hitherto dearly beloved £2.5 mil abondon her and go off in the sunset to The Daily Mail. Oh, the horror, the horror!
She's appealing! No, no, I didn't mean it that way, she's a hideous old boot, I meant that she was appealing the court decision. Anyway, here they all are, with the former 'todger-dodger' on the left and the first Mrs. Huhne on the right looking, one has to say, exceedingly happy for a lady who was supplanted by another lady.
Actually, the more I look at them, frankly, the more attractive smuggy-smirky Huhne becomes! Oh God, get me out of here - quick! I'm off to Cornwall for some clean sea air!