He's only a pig-ignorant, foul-mouthed, grunt-snuffling yob - so that's alright then! Consideration of, and comparison to, his 'footie' and legal opponent, Mr. Anton Ferdinand, leads one back inexorably to the unanswerable conundrum of the precedency between a louse and a flea. To delve further into this murky tale will only provoke one into consideration of the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing retards who introduced this ridiculous law in the first place so it is best left undisturbed.
I apologise to both the ladies and my foreign readers for what will appear to them to be an even more totally incomprehensible post than usual. Suffice to say that it is concerned with a particularly ripe example of 'footie' foolishness, than which, etc, etc. In the unlikely event that you are actually interested in finding out more, try this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18827915
Don't you dare refer to the pot and the kettle.
Posted by: dearieme | Friday, 13 July 2012 at 17:28
You mean the 'off white' pot and kettle ... wasser matter? ... wot did I say? ... wot's wrong? ...
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 13 July 2012 at 17:46
Nice to see there is at least one Magistrate who still recognises bullshit when it appears before him. And how much did this little farce cost the Taxpayer?
Posted by: johnd2008 | Friday, 13 July 2012 at 20:27
I'm glad you mentioned that, John, because I was wondering how much five days in court cost us?
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 13 July 2012 at 22:05