We want George in the White House, no, no, not George W., I mean George Obama. He's Barry's brother, you see, and no again, I don't mean the cantish (careful with the spelling!) version of 'brother', as in 'all the world's my brother' and that sort of crap, I mean his real-life, biological brother who lives in Kenya. Here he is talking to the journalist Dinesh D'Souza who writes about him at Fox News:

President Obama's family lines have always been in a tangle not least because when it come to the sport of reproducing his father was the equivalent of one of those incredible Kenyan athletes, to the point where he could have screwed for Kenya at the Olympics! So, George Obama is Barack's half-brother who lives in Kenya and the only really important thing to know is that the multi-millionaire who is also the most powerful man in the world, the leader of the United States of America and who never stops preaching and prating about our duty to help the poor, the sick, the lame and the halt, wouldn't piss on his brother if he caught fire! D'Souza explains his recent contact with George:
A few days ago I received a call from a man I recently met named George. He was a bit flustered, and soon informed me that his young son was sick with a chest condition. He pleaded with me to send him $1,000 to cover the medical bills. Since George was at the hospital I asked him to let me speak to a nurse, and she confirmed that George’s son was indeed ill. So I agreed to send George the money through Western Union. He was profusely grateful. But before I hung up I asked George, “Why are you coming to me?” He said, “I have no one else to ask.” Then he said something that astounded me, “Dinesh, you are like a brother to me.”
Obama's Scrooge-like dealings with his half-brother go further than mere avoidance and verge on the downright malevolent. George lives in a Kenyan slum:
He lives in a shanty in the Huruma slum in Nairobi. He gets by on a few dollars a month. Obama also has an aunt named Hawa Auma, his father’s sister, who ekes out a living selling coal on the streets of a small village in Kenya. She says she would like to have her teeth fixed, but she cannot afford it. Obama hasn’t offered to help her either. [...]
In 2010, George also applied for a visa to come to the United States and was refused. While George confesses that in his younger years he was a delinquent, he has never been convicted of any crime. Moreover, he has a very good reason to visit the United States: his mother Jael Otieno lives in Atlanta. So why would the U. S. embassy in Nairobi refuse a tourist visa to the brother of the president who just wants to spend time with his mother.
So somebody put the fix into the embassy and George was refused a tourist visa to visit his sick mother - I wonder who? In addition, stories have been circulated in the press, including our very own Daily Mail, depicting brother George as a drunken undesirable - I wonder where they came from? It is true, as D'Souza relates, that in his younger days George did run with the gangs, but he was never convicted of anything, and that later in life he did hit the bottle although now he is making efforts to dry out and is helping to run a sports club for youngsters in the slum.
But I suspect, as does Mr. D'Souza, that these minor peccadilloes are not the worst of his 'crimes' in the mind of his rich and powerful half-brother lording it over the world in Washington, oh dear me no, George has a far worse crime to answer for - political incorrectness! You see, he doesn't blame the British for the current state of Kenya:
Yet I believe there is a deeper explanation that goes beyond hypocrisy for why Obama wants nothing to do with George. After all, it would cost Obama so little to raise George out of poverty, and yet he won’t do it. This isn’t mere negligence; it suggests an active animus. The reason for that animus emerges in George’s book and also in my interview with George in the film 2016. In that interview, George rejects the anti-colonial philosophy that was espoused by Barack Obama Sr. This is the “dream from my father” that President Obama celebrates in his own autobiography.
From the record of their lives and writings, it’s clear that Barack Obama Sr. and Barack Obama Jr. both share the anti-colonial view that blames Western colonial exploitation for the poverty and suffering of the Third World. Yet George doesn’t buy it. He observes that at the time of its independence in the early 1960s “Kenya was on an economic par with Malaysia or Singapore. Look where we are now, and where they are. They’re practically developed and industrialized, while Kenya is still a basket case.” George believes that poor countries should take responsibility for their own situation. “What’s our excuse for failure? We don’t have one. We’ve only got ourselves to blame.”
Bloody hell! If the Yanks won't have him, get him over here, quick, he's just the man to take over from 'Dim Dave'. As for Barack Obama, patron saint of all that is Left-wing, let us remind ouselves once again that it is by their deeds not their words that we shall judge them - and I reckon Barack Obama, the President of the Unites States of America, is an A1, hypocritical shit of the first order!
If memory serves, O also has a half-brother who's a perfectly respectable physicist, and doesn't like to be in the public eye.
Posted by: dearieme | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 11:26
That's a new one on me, DM.
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 13:46
Jeebers David, here in this post you're quoting the Scripture, in the follow-on you "sorta/kinda seem to be" up for allowing those in dire circumstances your seat on the next plane to Geneva.
Have I somehow missed throughout these past four years (yes I know, seems like eons ago - but I looked in the archives and my first foray into commenting on D&N came when you prognosticated in your post entitled, "President McCain"
Anyway David, how've I missed it? David Duff is a closet humanitarian!
Posted by: JK | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 16:35
JK, I am a "sorta/kinda" closet everything - so keep out of my closet!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 16:40
10-4. A-OK. Fuckin' right I'll be stayin' outta your closet!
For all I know you could be related to the guy last free cavorting around the lab drunk and nekkid with two monkeys.
http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2012/aug/17/ghsu-lab-technician-found-drunk-partially-nude-loc-ar-4360181/
Posted by: JK | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 18:04
Interesting. It would have been so easy for the POTUS to help this man, and he could even have engineered some good publicity out of it by arranging an "accidental" disclosure of some good deed. Maybe supporting the football team that George runs, or helping his village, or somesuch. And as the article says, Obama has oft burbled on about character being the product of social circumstance. In fact, his entire political philosophy is based on it. But nothing.
With other presidents, the world knows who they are getting, even if they are shits in some respect. But Obama is unique in generating this much mistrust about who and what he is. There is definitely something going on, isn't there?
Posted by: Whyaxye | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 19:01
Words! Words! Words!
I'm so sick of words!
I get words all day through;
First from him, now from you! Is that all you blighters can do?
Posted by: missred | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 19:16
WKPD
Mark Okoth Obama Ndesandjo
Barack Obama's half-brother, son of Ruth Nidesand and Barack Obama Sr.[109] He runs an Internet company called WorldNexus that advises Chinese corporations how best to reach international customers.[110] Mark graduated from Brown University, studied physics at Stanford University, received an MBA from Emory University, and has lived in Shenzhen, China, since 2002.[111] Through his mother, he is Jewish[112] and is married to Liu Xuehua (also spelled Liu Zue Hua in some reports), a Chinese woman from Henan Province.[113][114] He is also an accomplished pianist.[115] In November 2009, he held a press conference for the upcoming publication of his semi-autobiographical novel Nairobi to Shenzhen, and stated that he also planned to write a proper autobiography which would go into more detail about his relationship with Barack Obama.[116]
Posted by: dearieme | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 20:02
Those were not monkeys, JK, they were fans after my body. Being famous and gorgeous is such burden at times!
Yeah, sorry, Miss Red, but at my age words is all you are going to get. Mind you, I can be very, very eloquent - er, if you're interested, that is!
DM, you're a proper education you are. You should be one of those professorial types at a university - oh, you already are!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 22:03
Ooops, sorry, 'W', I almost forgot you. I think things are becoming increasingly clear when it comes to Obama which makes me suspect that he will lose this election and possibly lose it big!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 18 August 2012 at 22:05
Why do you consider that President Obama should have to support this "family" of his?
Posted by: Andra | Monday, 20 August 2012 at 00:33
Because he keeps preaching all this brotherhood crap but doesn't practice it!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 20 August 2012 at 08:38
David it will be good for stability in the West if Obama wins. Continuity and all that. The Republicans are confused about their usual hang ups about religion, abortion and gays. They look like Teflon Man.
The US should seriously consider being British again as long as they deport Mel Gibson back to the Outback. Our Queen would be acceptable to most Yanks.
Posted by: Jimmy | Wednesday, 22 August 2012 at 00:55
I'm beginning to worry about you, Jimmy! It will be an unmitigated disaster if Obama wins. Apart from his wretched non-economic policy and his lickspittle approach to every murdering bastard in the world, he will probably choose the next one or two Supreme Justices which will ensure America ends up like Sweden but without financial stability.
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 22 August 2012 at 08:55
It is quite surprising that his brother George doesn’t just live in American-style poverty but rather in Third World poverty. He lives in a shanty in the Huruma slum in Nairobi.
Posted by: Lisa Chaves | Thursday, 13 December 2012 at 08:00
Thanks Lisa, I'd forgotten that "David Prognoticic" in these here arrchives!
Posted by: JK | Thursday, 13 December 2012 at 08:52