I insist that a statue must be erected to honour Julia M, that indefatigable hunter of unconsidered stupidities, gaffes, Pecksniffian pratishness, Coclecarrot cock-ups and the numerous sayings of those in urgent need of a tongue amputation. Today she provides a photo of a particularly dim example of bad car parking but best of all she points us to a new site whose title says it all: http://youparklikeacunt.com/. Here is one of their examples and for the benefit of my e-pal, Andra, I have great pleasure in telling you that this picture was taken in Australia! The owner of this, er, unique blog provides his own commentary to all his photographs and I have reproduced it below:
“Yes this actually did happen. This fucktard has not only entirely blocked the bicycle lane but has also partially obstructed the only traffic lane. Seriously … WTF? Photo taken in Taroona TAS, Australia”.
Why are we thinking “well at least he’s not up on the path”. Are we getting soft??
Thank you, Julia - again!
You're welcome! ;)
Posted by: JuliaM | Monday, 10 September 2012 at 17:32
Excellent site. I would save it as a favourite, except my daughter is not far off starting to read, and likes to look over Daddy's shoulder when he plays on the pooter. Hopefully you might be prevailed upon to share a few more pictures over the coming months with your tastefully bowdlerised headings...
Posted by: Whyaxye | Monday, 10 September 2012 at 20:19
One is constantly aware that one's servants might be reading this and precautions must be taken!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 10 September 2012 at 22:25
Well, I could be wrong but judging by the licence plate, I think this is a Tasmanian vehicle.
Tasmania is not REALLY part of Australia, although they like to pretend they are like us.
It's kind of the Arkansas of Australia - JK has more information on the place. I'm told the scenery is great but I'm not inclined to visit - it's mostly hillbilly country and them mountain folk can get pretty riled up if you get too close to the stills and/or opium poppy fields.
Posted by: Andra | Tuesday, 11 September 2012 at 00:35
An aunty of mine used to refer to her elderly and cantankerous mother as the "c..t" upstairs but my sister and I, being slightly more refined, objected and the old lady was subsequently known by one and all as the Old Punt Road!
That made everybody feel better!
Couth will always out!
Posted by: Andra | Tuesday, 11 September 2012 at 00:38
Tasmanian!!! My dear, simply too, too ...!
I wonder what euphemisim 'SoD' has for me!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 11 September 2012 at 14:48