'Right . . . er, yes . . . RIGHT! . . . um . . . now then . . . listen, I just want . . . um . . . (what is it I want? Oh, right!) . . . now then, please pay attention because . . . er . . . (stop whispering at me, you're putting me off!) . . . I'm here today to tell you . . . (what am I supposed to be telling them? Oh - that!) . . . right! . . . now then, it's very, very important that we all get together and, er, well . . . sort of, um, stick together . . . (wassa matter? that's not right? well what am I . . . oh, right) . . . yes, OK, so chaps . . . oh, and chapettes, as well, eh? ha-ha-ha, as my very good friend, Boris the bas . . ., um, Boris would say . . . it really, really is very, very important that we . . . (come on, come on, what do I pay you for? That's it!) . . . cut out the cuddle, yes, definitely, no more cuddles. Good night and God bless Her Majesty! (Wadja say? 'Muddle' not 'cuddle'? Well, why the hell didn't you say so! God, do I have to ring that shit Hilton in California every time I open my mouth?) Sorry, sorry, People of Britain, what I meant to say was that we absolutely and definitely must, without any shifting or side-stepping, cut out the muddle in our affairs. Thank you - and goodnight to you all.' (Waddya mean it's still morning?)
David
Mayhaps you should have little sip of the Hops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GbHpqfv9is&feature=player_embedded
Posted by: Hank | Monday, 03 September 2012 at 04:45
The trouble with growth strategies is that every strategy requires that you started 10 years ago. The trouble with democracy is votes - the need for which ensures no sensible plan emerges until backs are firmly against the wall. More dithering to come, then it's election time where nothing sensible will happen then no need for action for another 2.5 years.
Sad to say UK is in the grip of the professional whiners, time for the Gordian Knot solution, and I don't mean Brown!
Posted by: rogerh | Monday, 03 September 2012 at 07:17
You have to admire Mr Cameron! He has managed to upset every group, section, faction of the electorate except for the Labour Party cultists. My policy is quite clear. He doesn't care what I think, and I don't care what he says. We are in perfect harmony.
Posted by: backofanenvelope | Monday, 03 September 2012 at 10:01
He can't be a mouse though. Otherwise Larry the Downing Street Cat would have eaten him.
Posted by: Louise | Monday, 03 September 2012 at 10:31
Hank, that is a truly great ad!
Roger, sorry to repeat myself but timing, as in sex and drumming, is all!
'Envelope', I hope you both live happily everafter!
Louise, actually Larry takes after his master, I gather, because he has only just caught his first mouse after a couple of years 'in office'!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 04 September 2012 at 08:36