Worried about size, chaps? Not too keen on sharing the showers with your mates? Sneak quick looks at the bloke standing next to you at the urinals, do you? Turn round quickly and find the missus giggling? Well, I bring you Good News - well, good-ish. No, no, not one of those magical penis enlargers you see advertised which don't work - ooops, no, I don't know for sure, never tried one, wouldn't dream of it, don't need it, absolutely definitely . . . where was I? Ah yes, if you are, shall we say, small but, of course, perfectly formed then at least now you know why - it's all because of global warming.
According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.
The post on the study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.
The report also says air pollution has been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”
They in turn, took the story from chacha.com:
A new Italian study of male sexuality has discovered that the average size of male genetalia has been steadily shrinking over the past several years.
- Male genitalia are roughly 10 percent smaller today than they were 50 years ago.
- Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor.
- Environmental pollutants in the air have been shown to negatively impact penis size.
- Stress, smoking, and alcohol intake also play a factor.
Ah, an "Italian Study"! That explains it. All those Italian lover boys are just reluctant to admit that they have shrunk through over-usage probably as a result of all those non-stop 'Bunga-Bunga' parties. So, nothing for us huge Anglo-Saxon chaps to worry about then.
Er, sorry, did you want to say something, Andra?