No, I didn't actually know that I had a friend in Nigeria, let alone a new, very best friend but I do! His name is Dr. Ibrahim Farhad and he is oviously a very, very nice man because he has explained to me that my partners in Nigeria - and, no, I was unaware that I had any partners in Nigeria, or anywhere else come to that- were intending to place a total of £200,000 in my account - and no again, I was unaware that I actually possessed an account in Nigeria. After that, my new, very best friend's e-mail became somewhat confusing but as far as I can tell, if I carry out certain functions, including assisting his son to open a bank account in the UK, then a shedload of dosh will come my way.
Naturally I was very excited by this prospect and eager to help my new, very best Nigerian friend but - calamity! - in my eagerness to oblige I pressed the delete button! Quelle domage!