'That'll teach them thickoe northerners and their useless footie players to keep well out of 'souf Lon'on' in the future', more or less said, or grunted, a bunch of Crystal Palace supporters at the weekend. With the sort of careful and cunning planning you expect from 'souf Lon'oners', they executed a daring and cunning ambush on the team bus from Middlesbrough.
'That'll show 'em', they chanted, er, well, up until they discovered they had attacked the wrong bus - actually, it was their own team's bus! Damn, it makes yer prard to be British, dunnit?! Thanks to The Telegraph.
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