Alas and alack and woe is me, I have gone down with severe, galloping man-flu! Mind you, the 'Memsahib' is also fairly woeful given that she will spend much of the next few days running up and down stairs fetching cups of tea. Still, as I keep telling her, you can never do enough for a good husband. I will not repeat her reply it would not be suitable on a polite, proper blog like this! Anyway, fear not, dear readers, I will battle on bravely and you will not hear a word of complaint from me, er, well, except my next cup of tea is a bit late . . .