What a bunch of Celts! It's bad enough having to put up with 'Mrs. McHaggis' up north of the border sounding off like a punctured bagpipe but now we're back to those guttural Ulstermen and the blarney-filled Paddies 'just over there'. I'm sick of the lot of them! Most commentators blame a fat, stupid, Ulster woman called Arlene Foster who, as First Minister, allowed a mad, bad, environmental scheme to go ahead which cost zillions and has been renamed 'Ash for Cash'! Instead of doing the decent thing and going off to ruin the Women's Institute or something, she dug her fat heels in and brought about an election which was all that 'Murder Inc.' (aka: 'the Shinners') needed to, in effect, win the election. Now, the brown stuff which is in plentiful supply in Ulster will hit the fan and my gloomy guess is that soon it will be turned red!
Can we not just cut them free and let them drift off into the Atlantic where they can set about doing what they're good at - murdering each other?