Thus, spake (or snarled, perhaps), 'Junck the Drunk' at an EU parliamentary meeting in which members argued the toss about the future direction of the EU. Some EMPs were in favour of returning to the original idea of a trading bloc with no central political authority whilst others were hell bent on even more centralisation. Every other possibility between these two extremes were also thrown in to the pot.
Poor old 'Junck' couldn't stand it and in the end he lost it, shouting at 'the colleagues':
"But shit! I would say 'shit' if we weren't in the EU parliament. What do you want us to do?"
Quick, waiter, a large cognac for the excitable gent in the blue suit!
In the meantime, let us all consider quietly exactly what it is we want 'Junck' to do - and please, keep it clean!