Day after day after day my daily paper has been stuffed full of photos and non-stories of Megan Markle, an attractive and elegant lady to whom I was somewhat attracted despite her engagement to that 'Ginger Ninja' but, as my old Jewish accountant used to say, "Enough, my life already!" But now, 'Kate the Great' has produced yet another 'Royal Bay-Bee' and I had to plough through 16 pages of utterly boring photos - God, aren't 'Bay-Bees' ugly? - before I came across some actual news. It's simply not good enough because this blog depends utterly on me reading rubbish in The Mail and then re-spewing it here for my adoring followers!
Anyway, 'Wills', you have done your duty, the country salutes you and all that sort of thing but that's it! Give my darling Kate a break because anymore 'bay-bees' will make her age prematurely and I may then be forced to switch my affections to your future sister-in-law.