It seems to me that there is no human endeavour, no matter how high-minded, that is free from gross interference. The very latest example of corrupting manipulation has now sullied what has hitherto been considered the most sacred of human activities. I refer, of course, to the 'Miss BumBum' competition which is held annually in Brazil - well, where else?!
This year, the entire festival has been ruined by the inclusion of two transgender chaps and - dammit! - one the fellas actually won it! The world is going to hell in a handcart! I am too upset to write anything more, I'm just going to cheer myself up by slipping into the Memsahib's bikini and and remind myself how gorgeous I look!