So 'Comrade' Xi Jinping meets 'Brother' Obama, an example, perhaps, of the inscrutable facing the screwable! What, I sometimes wonder, have we done, both 'over here' and 'over there', to deserve the third-raters who run our nations. Well, I suppose the cruel answer is that we voted for them! Anyway, it would have been amusing to watch Obama stumble over his falling trousers as he departed the meeting and realised that somehow Xi had removed his braces without him feeling a thing! And as for Secretary of State John Kerry, he probably forgot to put his trousers on in the first place!
Today, of course, we can all enjoy the sweet 'n' sour sauce provided by the American traitor, Edward Snowdon, who has blown open the activities of the National Security Agency in their deep-sea, wide-net fishing activities as they trawled the internet. He, apparently, has sought political asylum in Hong Kong but not being a very intelligent Intelligence man he failed to realise that a year before us Brits vacated the place we signed a mutual extradition treaty with the USA. Now the Chinese government (Sole Prop: Li Jinping) must decide whether to stand by it or deny it despite having just departed from dear President Obama promising to look hard, I tell you, velly, velly hard, at alleged communication hacking by Chinese, er, 'entrepreneurs'!
It's no wonder you sometimes have to wait when you rush to this distinguished blog every morning because there are so many security agencies checking me over that a queue has formed! (Waddya mean, you never have any trouble? Don't tell me they don't bother with D&N!)