And with one bound your hero was free! I see that SoD has already broken the news. Not one but two 'sawbones' poked and pried with their fingers but neither of them could feel anything so the consensus was that it wasn't worth getting their scalpels dirty and I was sent home. I didn't cry!
In the absence of the usual Monday Funnies I see that my sturdy little joke-elves have been busy in the joke mine so I will confine myself to this single but appropriate effort:
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
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