Now then, Gentlemen, no need to get all excited, this is Duff & Nonsense not Playboy magazine, er, unfortunately! (Incidentally, is Playboy still going? Jest askin'!) Anyway, back to my 'Tit of the Month', here he is:
An almost perfect tit Two perfect tits
By almost any measure, the UK - and England in particular - is seriously overpopulated. According to the Optimum Population Trust, our numbers are growing by more than 320,000 a year. Addressing this doesn't mean forced sterilisations or a Chinese-style, one-child policy, but it does mean giving incentives for people to have smaller families and addressing rising levels of immigration.
Mark Lynas, vintage 2007
Yesterday, our new favourite tit offered us this:
@mark_lynas 23h23 hours ago
See you there!
Still, we must not be totally harsh towards the somewhat muddleheaded Mr. Lynas. According to his Wiki entry he broke with the fruitier and nuttier element of the Greenie movement by supporting nuclear energy as a means of replacing coal-fired energy stations.
So well done, Mark, old fruit, but sorry if I have to tell you that on the whole, by and large and weighing one against the other, I prefer the tits on the right!