Sorry to go on and on about the French but their capacity for getting most things wrong most of the time is incroyable! Sundry mayors of French seaside towns have banned the 'burkini', the all-in-one beach suit for ladies considered de rigueur by Muslims. These jumped-up Town Hall toss-pots have now been supported by that Hungarian dwarf, Sarkozy, who is trying yet again to get his hands on the French presidency before someone sends him to jail. No doubt, les gens (dread words!) are all in support thus proving yet again that the French always get everything wrong.
The fact is that the 'burkini' should be made compulsory for all women, not just in France but over here in dear old 'Blighty', too! Especially those grossly fat 'lardies' I see waddling down my local High Street wearing the bare - and I do mean 'bare' - minimum. They add insult to injury by thus displaying grossly ugly examples of the tattooists so-called 'art'. These 'adornments' are so hideous that they deserve to be on permanent display inside the Tate Modern art gallery where they would be barely noticed amongst all the other crap on view!
Even so, being a decent British chap, I am not one to become dictatorial over these matters. Exceptions can and should be made and I, for one, am prepared to give up my precious time to attend my local Town Hall and adjudicate on exactly which ladies should be permitted to wear a proper bikini and which should be condemned to wear the 'burkini'. This will involve a parade of the applicants for my inspection. Yes, it will be time consuming but I am, as you are all aware, exceedingly community-minded.