Alas, I must confess to being a 'funny freak'! (Sorry, Larry, didn't quite catch that . . . ) I appear to have gathered about me a collection of people with not enough to do (just like me) who send me gags and 'funnies' from the internet, and I pass them on to several long-suffering friends. Well, it lightens a few minutes of the day and strengthens my resolve as I brace myself to dive into the horrors of Blogdom.
However, today, I found a real, live funny in The Daily Mail of all places! It concerns Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22; a couple of tough, swaggering, hard men with about 3.5 brain cells between the pair of them. This pair of mighty Titans fell out of a pub in Swansea and happened upon a pair of transvestites dressed in the regulation gear of ultra-high heels, mini-skirts and wigs. Whether or not that is a usual sight in Swansea I cannot say but this being Nu-Britain I am not surprised.
Anyway, Dean and Jason with all the gruntish, animal cunning which serves to guide them through their stunted lives, instantly recognised an easy target and determined to 'sort out' this pair of 'poufs'. Alas, if only they had paid more attention in their Philosophy 101 course they would have understood that reality is not always what it seems, because this particular pair of dolly 'birds' were actually cage-fighters going to a fancy dress party. Of course, I realise that my learn-ed and discriminating readership may not be aware of the 'sport' of cage-fighting. I, myself, only became aware of it whilst flicking idly through the TV channels one night. The name describes it exactly, two men fighting in a cage with, as far as I can tell, no rules whatsoever, except that Kalishnikovs are not permitted - although it can only be a matter of time! Even a nasty old brute like me can only bear to watch about 10 seconds of it. Anyway, Dean and Jason duly received their lesson in practical philosophy and, er, street fighting.
Me? I'm still laughing!
That tickled me too, got what they deserved
Posted by: Bearded Socialist | Wednesday, 07 October 2009 at 15:17
Glad you enjoyed it!
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 07 October 2009 at 15:35
with about 3.5 brain cells between the pair of them
1.75 each or 2 and 1.5? Oh well thy didn't use any of them.
Got what they deserved.
Posted by: Hank | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 08:21
Actually, Hank, I think they left 3 of them at home that night! On Sky News yesterday they had a security camera clip showing the incident. Both guys went down almost instantly and then one the 'girls' put in a couple of well-aimed rib-kicks with her very pointed high-heels. The other 'girl' was seen rummaging amongst the 'bodies' but all 'she' was looking for was her handbag. I'm sure it will appear soon on YouTube and it's worth watching.
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 08:51