No, no, it's not me! It's the late Ted Kennedy and according to the National Enquirer, via those rascals at 'IHTM', "Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women", a fact of which he was inordinately proud and, despite the photos below, they were not all short-sighted blondes!
Indeed, whilst many of them lacked, er, taste, shall we say, many of them were exceedingly bright because, again, according to the Enquirer , Kennedy "spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!" Well, as we can see, he had plenty of fat to go around.
The lads at 'IHTM' dispute the '1,00 women laid end to end' boast:
Our sources say it was only 500 women, not 1000. But since Kennedy was seeing double most of his adult life, the mistake is understandable.
Some people say you should never speak ill of the dead, but hell, if you can't make an exception of Ted Kennedy, where can you?
'Camelot', when you savour the word, is, I suppose, a very suitable epitaph!
David, I personally believe he slept with at least 1000 having the Kennedy name......money and power.... Women want to be able to say ....or at least think.... they had that..... and besides..... if you managed to get pregnant wouldn't you be set for life???? LOL.. Screwing a politician only seems fair.... they have certainly screwed us enough.
I told JK.....I was lusting after the semi nude Kennedy ( proof that I have been alone to long)...... he said he scrolled past the pic as soon as he could.....but I admit... NO man should wear a thong.... especially this one !!!
Posted by: Renee | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 00:42
Dear Lord Woman! Leave JK off any comments concerning this kinda stuff. Your "Right-Wing Conspiracy" is stretching here.
Heck, there is no need to follow JK around blogdom answering every call-to-arms the Duffster (or every other) chooses to post.
As for you David? Have ye no shame?
Posted by: JK | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 02:34
'Camelot', eh?
Looks like Excalibur's gone a bit rusty to me...
Posted by: JuliaM | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 05:41
I dunno, I've been looking for that "exact kinda wording: Sword drawn from a Stone" sort of thing that makes enduring legends.
Sir David? (Take note Your Majesty - regular reader that you are - Dave deserves a "dubbing" if anyone does) do you have any apt words?
Posted by: JK | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 06:33
We, in our Common Weal are cosidering a "Sir David Duff" except in our common goal for the Empire have found a previous "Sir Duff."
Therefore We, Our Common Blogdom await clarification as to the drubbing our Common Weal demands (and our present non-beheading laws) also demand of our Empire's bloggers must therefore await the judgement of our Parliament's decrees. We (meaning me the Queen-and the two lads who beat the crap out of the two fellows who share my taste in wigs - tho not in "teetering heels" nonetheless equate Our present Mr.(presumptively)Sir David Duff in all his past and present advice and pre-emptive stuff) to represent the Best that this, Our United Kingdom - well, in deference to all Cage Fighters -Queendom represent, do hereby and henceforth declare and command...
David Duff, (and Memsahib bring your camera - it will be picturesque) I, the Queen Command, bring your arse to the Palace.
Quick as you get here, you'll receive your proper recogition as well as your proper drubbing as Sir David Duff.
(Feel free to invite your Southern US "Cousins" they seemed to enjoy this sort of thing the last time.)
Her Majesty of the Realm, Queen of the Pretentious, Fan of Cage Fighters
Posted by: Elizabeth II | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 09:33
Look, 'JK', old boy, word to the wise and all that sort of thing, but you really must stop this habit of dressing up as a lady, talking with a posh Brit accent and pretending to be the Queen of England. I mean, the sheriff warned you about it last time, it doesn't go down frightfully well with your average 'Arkie' and, in his words, "You're liable to git your ass shot'en off!"
As for apt words, look no further than the razor-sharp, Julia: "Excalibur's gone a bit rusty" - I'm still laughing!
Renee, don't be too quick with your judgments! You haven't seen me in my thong. Of course, I had a bit of trouble getting in to it, ended up with both legs in one gap, if you follow me, but still I think I made an impression, the little 'Memsahib' was so overcome she rushed from the room with her hands to her mouth - too overcome to speak, I suppose.
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 10 October 2009 at 15:02