Further to the story I posted down below on the subject of two 'transvestites' set upon by a couple of yobs, but who turned out to be cage fighters in drag on their way to a fancy dress party, I could not resist copying this picture of The Deadly Duo published in today's Daily Mail.
Daniel 'Lionheart' Lerwell, 23, and James 'Lights Out' Lilley, 22, told how they dealt with the drunken pair in just a few seconds.
James, a bank worker by day and professional fighter by night, said: 'As they walked past me one of them said: "Nice dress, gay boy!".
'He then threw a punch at me.
'He was on the floor two seconds later. I don't take any nonsense from idiots like him.'
I'm still chuckling!
Has to be my funny story of the week.
They got what they deserved, which is nice
Posted by: Bearded Socialist | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 18:40
"got what they deserved"
Indeed, and all the better for being such a rarity.
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 19:04
Perhaps we could have a whip round and hire them and their mates to parade around as couples in drag in as many town centres as possible on Saturday nights? After a month or two, every cowardly yob in the country will be in the nick minus a couple of teeth.
Then we could sack half the police force and with the saving pay ourselves back and maybe take a chunk out of the national debt into the bargain.
Son of Duff
Posted by: Lawrence Duff | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 22:27
Cor! Where do you get your brains from?
(No, don't tell me - your mother!)
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 08 October 2009 at 22:48
Funny story David, better'n most of the stuff I get from you from the funnies list. I giggled abit (admittedly) at the main tale but then (ah the sheer hilarity) when I reached:
"Both Gardener and Fender from Bonymaen, Swansea, pleaded guilty to using abusive words and behaviour.
The pair were given a four month community order and were electronically tagged not to leave their homes between 7pm to 7am."
I, in the words of Renee, erupted in a bout of er, "LMAO?"
But I do wonder, was it really necessary to tag them? These two yobs, it seems to me would actually probably want to stay off the streets during those hours.
Unless perhaps, in drag.
Posted by: JK | Friday, 09 October 2009 at 04:55
The video can be seen at
http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/cross-dressing-cage-fighters-hit-back-3052064
and its ROFLMMfAO
Rolling on floor laughing my mother f___ing_ ass off!
Posted by: Renee | Friday, 09 October 2009 at 08:31
I suspect, or hope, that they will be too embarrassed to leave home!
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 09 October 2009 at 15:02