Several keen observers (= dandruff-ridden hacks with nothing better to write about) have remarked how grey and thin 'The One' is looking these days. According to those dreadful mischief-makers over at 'IHTM' this has nothing to do with the massive problems He wrestles with on the golf course, you know, the economy gurgling down the toilet, BP oil washing up in Chicago, his generals in Afghanistan treating Him like a joke, His swing, and so on; no, no, it's His wife who is giving Him hell on a daily basis. According to a wire-tap heard at 'Blago's trial, He is constantly hen-pecked. Well, be fair, would y0u give her an argument?
By "dandruff-ridden hacks with nothing better to write about" means you include yourself in the description. The internet has a place for all of us.
Though it might be troubling for some men, woman actually have an opinion, can get angry and they also have feelings that may show up in the face. Woman aren't only capable smiling.
Surely you wouldn't think the same for Ann Coulter when she gets heated?
Silly question of course! In your eyes, she would never look obviously photoshopped.
Posted by: Elaine | Tuesday, 29 June 2010 at 11:21
Elaine, please don't remind me about angry women with opinions which show on their faces, I have been surrounded by them all my life. That's why these days I creep up the stairs to my computer in the attic and wage my lonely brow-beaten war for independence - but for God's sake don't tell the little 'Memsahib'!
And have a care, Madam, when you refer to Sarah Coulter - or is it Ann Palin? whatever - you are speaking of the woman - women - I love and to whom I have donated a test tube of my spermatozoa which I keep carefully in the upper tray of my fridge alongside my jug of dry martini (oddly enough the fourth one did taste a bit off last Saturday) so that in the unthinkable event of my death they will achieve their lifetime's ambition and bear my children.
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 29 June 2010 at 11:39