Bad move, people! I mean both of you, Mr. Fox and Mr. Jew. Let's start with you, Mr. Fox. I mean you had a great audience out there, all of them on side and singing our PR tunes, you know, fox hunting bad, fox hunters even worse, that sort of thing. And then you go sneaking into a London house through an open door on a warm night, go up the stairs and start gnawing on two little, twin, 9-month old sweeties asleep in their cots. From now on, everybody, but everybody, is going to be thinking 'Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf'and it's no good you sayin' that you're not exactly the same as wolves, waddya think people are - educated? Do me a favour! This is going to take Max Clifford at his best to spin this one and, Godalmighty, just when the Tories are going to offer a free vote on f*x hunting - ya notice the way I didn't use the full 'f' word? I'm nice like that.
And as for you, Mr. Jew, what can I say? Yeah, yeah, and before you start I know those so-called aid ships would soon be carrying more ammo than a missile cruiser if you let 'em in without checking; and that the best joke since Hitler swallowed a cyanide pill instead of viagra is the idea that Turkey is a bastion of freedom and democracy, I mean, just ask the Kurds; but you gotta understand that the world is full of shmucks and most of them are anti-Semitic shmucks, especially the shmucks who keep sayin' there's a difference between bein' anti-Semitic and anti-Israel - like we all got the time to parse their every utterence when the rockets are flyin' over. Still an' all, you gotta be a bit careful when you blow away some of those shmucks - especially when they positively want you to blow them away on account of they get to those 72 virgins whilst they're still young enough to enjoy - ya know what I mean?
I tellya, this PR business gets me down sometimes . . .
Hi - just to let you know and I did mean to tell you yesterday, Sister Wolf's son Max died. She is devastated and distraught. He'd recently had surgery and was doing well but then he relapsed and was in a lot of pain. It was no accident in the end. She found him. I have her address if you would like to send a card. Take care
Posted by: Make Do Style | Tuesday, 08 June 2010 at 10:09
Thanks, Kate, 'Sis' has put a notice up on her blog which I saw this morning. I have sent her a private e-mail of condolence although finding the words was not easy. Anyway thanks for letting me know, Best, David
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 08 June 2010 at 10:22
My thanks too Kate. I have sent an email as well. And a candle glows in Arkansas. HD
Posted by: JK | Wednesday, 09 June 2010 at 01:59