The Duff phenomenon is unstoppable, I tell you! It is only a matter of time before we rule the world. And when we do, all those people who have ever used the word 'duff' as a derogatory term - will be given 200 lines!!! Here are two more Duffs. Alas, no connection to me, although it must be confessed that there are one or three blank nights in my life, usually Saturdays, for which, shall we say, I was not responsible for my actions. However, their mother is American and as I am terrified of American women it is exceedingly unlikely, even with the help of 6 pints of Black & Tan, that I ever managed to consort with one. To be fair, it is equally inconceivable that any American woman would have voluntarily consorted with me!
The ladies above are the Misses Hilary and Haylie Duff - waddya mean, you know that already? For years I have been plagued by Googlers trying to find links to Hilary Duff, who, I am led to believe, has some fame in pop-singing circles. I have often wondered who she was and what she looked like, and now I know - and her sister came, too! A credit to the Duff lineage, I feel. To invert that old saying, 'I would not hesitate to breed from those gels'!
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