I don't know why I do this, really I don't! Day after day I slave away here at the coal type face producing some of the most intelligent and perceptive insights into current affairs - and what do I get? Complaints! Yesterday I reported on the mysterious - mysterious in the sense of 'why are they bothering with this tittle-tattle - story concerning Ms. Naomi Campbell, the well-known, er, model. Do I get any thanks? Not a bit of it. Instead, Hank, a regular here at D&N moans that there was no picture. As a result of that I have had to spend several minutes hours crawling through hundreds of pictures of beautiful women, I mean, hundreds and hundreds! Still, nothing is too much trouble for my readers, so here she is:
Drop dead gorgeous, I must admit, but even so the silly girl never answered any of my letters!
I have visitors today and overnight so I might be 'off air' for a while.
David
Thank you.
Your efforts are always appriciated.
Posted by: hank | Wednesday, 11 August 2010 at 09:10
Anything for you, Hank, so long as it involves beautiful women!
"We Try Harder!"
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 11 August 2010 at 10:33
Not hard enough, apparently. You couldn't get something that required the word "frontal" in its description?
Posted by: Dom | Wednesday, 11 August 2010 at 15:26