Honestly, I'm just a slave to my readers!

I don't know why I do this, really I don't!  Day after day I slave away here at the coal type face producing some of the most intelligent and perceptive insights into current affairs - and what do I get?  Complaints!  Yesterday I reported on the mysterious - mysterious in the sense of 'why are they bothering with this tittle-tattle - story concerning Ms. Naomi Campbell, the well-known, er, model.  Do I get any thanks?  Not a bit of it.  Instead, Hank, a regular here at D&N moans that there was no picture.  As a result of that I have had to spend several minutes hours crawling through hundreds of pictures of beautiful women, I mean, hundreds and hundreds!  Still, nothing is too much trouble for my readers, so here she is:

Drop dead gorgeous, I must admit, but even so the silly girl never answered any of my letters!

I have visitors today and overnight so I might be 'off air' for a while.

Comments

[hank]

David

Thank you.

Your efforts are always appriciated.

[David Duff]

Anything for you, Hank, so long as it involves beautiful women!

"We Try Harder!"

[Dom]

Not hard enough, apparently. You couldn't get something that required the word "frontal" in its description?