You see, people, I'm not really a very good hater. I can't just go on and on and on hating people forever. True, I still think Bill Clinton is a shit and his wife a shitette, and Lord Mandelson combines malignancy with stupidity with such skill that it almost becomes an art form, and Ed Balls makes other politicians look almost respectable, and virtually everyone in the current American administration, from the top down, are utterly despicable, and then again there is . . . oh, where was I? . . . sorry, I was rather carried away. The point I was trying to make is that I am not one to nurture my hatred, as it were, to take it out from time to time and stroke it and pet it and feed it, no, no, 'Forgive and Forget' is my motto.
However, there are certain occurences which, despite one's own tolerant good nature, serve to re-stoke the flames of hatred, you know, like thinking about any of these people for even a nano-second, or worse still, actually seeing them on the 'telly'. Such, alas, is what has happened with regard to Ms. Hazel Blears MP, the well-known 'expenses consultant'. This women is so stupid, so greedy for publicity to re-ignite her paltry political career, that she actually agreed to go on Andrew Neil's show and face the man whose treatment of politicians is the equivalent of water-boarding. With all the certainty that the sun will set in the west tonight and rise again in the east, Neil demonstrates that Hazel Blears MP is an out-and-out liar.
So, through absolutely no fault of my own, I hate her all over again. 'Guido' is to blame for this, not me, but if you, too, would like to warm your soul on the white-hot flame of hatred, go here and watch the BBC recording:
http://order-order.com/2010/10/01/brillo-makes-blears-eats-her-words/
There is a bonus, if 'hating' is your thing. You can fester quietly in your armchair of choice on the mental capacity of the retards of Salford who actually voted this dreadful, greedy, stupid woman into parliament in the full knowledge that she was an expenses cheat and a liar.
But personally speaking, I'm not one to nurse my hatreds, no, no, not me!
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