Well, I was sort of alright-ish until I heard on the radio that 'Call me Dave' Cameron was intent on spending taxes, or my money, as I fondly think of it, on some sort of poll aimed at establishing how happy we all are. "Are you happy?" is the sort of question whose answer depends entirely on who asks it. Thus, if it is the missus then the only answer is "of course, dear, blissfully" but if it is some slimeball politician then the only appropriate response is "well, I was happy until an effing idiot like you wasted my time and money asking daft questions so why don't you piss off and try running the country properly, you know, just for a change!"
Look, will someone put me out of my misery because what began as a niggling suspicion is now beginning to grow to a horrible certainty in my mind, so, is 'Call me Dave' really Blair in disguise? I ask because Blair was always the man with a thousand faces and I am finding it increasingly difficult to tell 'Tone' from 'Dave' and 'Dave' from 'Tone', so please, tell me it ain't so!
In the meantime, how're you feeling, er, happy? Oh, take that as a 'no', shall I?
No, no, no, David. I'll be having none of this "Will someone please put me out of my misery" BS.
Keep in mind, though the sun literally rises in the east, YDS' will be rising to your west. And this time, with the assistance of the boffins.
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Posted by: JK | Tuesday, 16 November 2010 at 11:02
I should add, before you click the below link - go and retrieve your vuvuzela. But perhaps phoning the neighbors might be a good idea, lest they think the racket is some sign of distress.
Posted by: JK | Tuesday, 16 November 2010 at 11:09
What a woman! I feel sorry for the grizzlies!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 16 November 2010 at 11:28
I can't refudiate that.
Posted by: JK | Tuesday, 16 November 2010 at 15:25
Heh! Heh! Heh!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 16 November 2010 at 15:34