Does this man look a little tense to you? Stiff? Strained? Concentrated?
Well, how would you feel if the prison authorities searched you and found:
A Kyocera cell phone
An MP3 player
Ear bud headphones
Marijuana
Tobacco
and $140
hidden up your back passage?
Oops, sorry, were you about to have your Sunday lunch? I do apologise but I blame those scoundrels at IHTM who dredged this item from a site called The Smoking Bum, ooops, sorry again, I meant, The Smoking Gun. I dread to think what American Airports will be like if that 'collar-and-tie' lady who runs their Homeland Security gets wind of this. Well, we'll all get 'wind' of it, even 'over here', if she insists on similar searches at JFK Airport!
Right, blank this from your mind, dinner's ready.
A cellphone AND an MP3 player?
Dude, get an iPhone! It doubles as both!
Posted by: JuliaM | Sunday, 27 March 2011 at 22:00
You're right, Julia, and then think what else he could have stashed away in his little, er, hidey-hole!
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 27 March 2011 at 22:34
Well, they say knowledge is power but frankly, I think this is a case of too much information.
But it was a happy post and that's more than some of the stuff I've seen lately.
Keep up the good work, Duff.
Posted by: Sassyandra | Monday, 28 March 2011 at 02:58
We aim to please, Ma'am!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 28 March 2011 at 08:52
He'd had more of a problem had he encountered this TSA "inspector":
"The assistant director told her he was investigating a threat of workplace violence. He said that her former mentor in on-the-job training, officer Mary Bagnoli, reported that she was afraid of Smith because she was a witch who practiced witchcraft. She accused Smith of following her on the highway one snowy evening after work and casting a spell on the heater of her car, causing it not to work."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41959553?GT1=43001
Posted by: JK | Monday, 28 March 2011 at 16:52
"she was a witch who practiced witchcraft" as opposed, presumably, to a witch who did not practice withcraft.
Yet another graduate of Journalism School, I suppose.
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 28 March 2011 at 17:31