My cup over-floweth! Not just one set of murderous thieves and ratbags going chin to chin with each other, but two! It can only end unhappily, I'm delighted to say.
First, Vlad 'Check my Pecs' Putin's little wheeze where-by he inserted his glove-puppet prime minister into the Russian presidency whilst he took over the premiership until the next election allowed him to stand again, has come unstuck. Apparently all those hands up the back of his jacket controling his movements has irritated little Dimitri Medvedev and re-awakened some personal ambition. Now this prime pair of thugs and kleptocrats are squaring off in the face of an up-coming election. Can't wait!
Meanwhile, that ghastly, unshaven, little squirt with the dreadful tailor who thought he ran Iran has just found out that he doesn't. Ah, shame! Their equivalent of the archbish of Canterbury has put the boot in and arrested several of his aides. If only they'd arrested his tailor! Anyway, all to play for in Tehran and, to quote my favourite expression "there will be blood", or at least, I hope so. (By the way, can you even imagine in your worst nightmares our archbish of Canterbury having even a miniscule amount of political power? Truly shudder-worthy!)
Anyway, now you can see that it's not all doom and gloom here at D&N, 'I bring you tidings of great joy', even if only on an occasioanl basis!
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