There you are, you ungrateful lot, a bit of Byron, proper stuff that is, from his famous English Bards and Scotch Reviewers and, no, I haven't actually read it myself, thank you for asking. Anyway, I'm waffling on here because I have resisted the temptation to beg borrow steal plagiarise a very witty piece of doggerel published on Anna Raccoon's site written by that well-known poet, 'Gloria Smud' (geddit?) With enormous, and surprising restraint, I shall limit myself to repeating only the title which will give you the flavour of the thing. So then you may, you must, go over and read the entire poem:
In the Land of the Rising Scum
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