Was it something I said?

Good heavens!  I nearly fell off my chair this morning when I saw a huge increase in my visitor stats.  It appears that someone began around midnight reading my posts for November 2010 and then spent the rest of the night (or day, depending where he or she was) reading every post  up to date.  I can't help wondering as to the cause?  Was s/he not sleeping well?  If so my turgid prose failed, surprisingly, to act in its usual narcoleptic way.  Perhaps, and modesty forbids that I dwell on the possibility (probability?), it was the brilliance of my literary style and the illuminating shafts of intelligence in my commentary that kept her or him at it for hour after hour after hour.  Or, dread thought, perhaps it was some machine gone awry and hoovering through the ether of the internet without discrimination.  Oh well, I'll never know.

Comments

[JK]

I've a strong suspicion David, you'd do well to click off every answer related to Stalin's Tractor Stats.

Hell, if you check off every provided answer you may find an "Honorable Degree" from Eton - or whatever's the equivalent of Harvard - and finally find yourself in a place a few days ago I'd ne'er thought you would be.

Just think David... this time next week, you'll be enjoying a threesome with Nicolas and Angela. Just please, please don't post any photographs.

Still... would I purchase a second hand car from you? (and do give give some leniency here).

Not bloody likely!

[David Duff]

"Not bloody likely!"

You're a shrewd judge, JK!

[Andra]

I would say the English Education department has finally woken up to themselves and made your little gem of a publication (is that the right term?) a compulsory subject in a desperate, last ditch effort to assist your young rabble, er, students, in preparing for a successful life of breeding indiscriminately, dole collecting, rioting and general mayhem.

About time too!

[David Duff]

It's happened again. Someone spent nearly three hours reading, or clicking through, every post since last April. Perhaps I've become a cult figure!

[Andra]

Wouldn't surprise me, I'll bet your sarong photos have gone viral.

[David Duff]

I hadn't thought of that but I have been receiving a certain number of, er, lady's undergarments in the post recently. Devilish tricky explaining it to the 'Memsahib'!

[JK]

Soiled?