'Elf 'n' Safety Warning:
These photos should not be gazed at for too long if:
a: You have just had a large meal
b: You are a lady of excitable disposition
c: You are a gentleman of odd disposition
d: You have something really important to do like filling in your tax return
The picture on the left, courtesy of Guido, is the famous self-portrait of the Honourable 'Chris' Bryant, MP for the ancient constituency of 'Some Dump in Wales'. For reasons which this writer has never quite understood, being as I am of a somewhat naive disposition, Mr. Bryant distributed this photo worldwide on his 'flitter-twitter-witter machine-thingie'.
The picture on the right is a very rare photo of the late Gregory Peck taken whilst shooting a film in Majorca.
Now my question is quite simple: which one would you vote for?
And that answer was completely uncalled for - you're banned!
Nice try, but you can't fool us. Both pictures are of Chris Bryant MP, the more recent one on the right providing stark warning of the perils of Anglicanism, sodomy, europhilia, and mortgage-flipping.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 10:20
The guy on the left is supposed to be an MP, the same vocation (ha ha!) as Burke and Churchill.
As for the guy on the right - hmm - I suppose you're suggesting the wristwatch unbalances the integrity of the overall image in a modernist aesthetic sense?
Posted by: A K Haart | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 10:30
Nothing wrong with a bit of mortgage-flipping, 'W', especially with the left hand.
Yes, AK, but I do feel the socks and sandals are just sooo LibDem, don'cha think?
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 17:01
Nothing wrong with a bit of mortgage-flipping, 'W', especially with the left hand.
Yes, AK, pity about that smart watch but I do feel the socks and sandals are just sooo LibDem, don'cha think?
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 17:01
I've decided to try lesbianism.
I'll let you know as soon as I meet the right woman.
Posted by: Andra | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 20:02
Like I said - you're banned!
Mind you, it's not often you can describe a sarong as a 'snug fit'!
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 23 September 2011 at 21:50
Who's banned????
Posted by: Andra | Saturday, 24 September 2011 at 08:10
You're banned! I mean to say, this is the blog of a decent, elderly, British gentleman and I can't have talk of lesbianism on these hallowed pages - now pictures, well, that would be different!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 24 September 2011 at 08:16