Damn, I nearly missed this from The Daily Mail. Our hero - oh, come on, chaps, you have to hand it to him, how many lesbians have you ever straightened out? - was caught on camera looking a tad stiff, if you will excuse the expression, upper-lipped today when he was told that both his ex-wife and his ex-lesbian girlfriend were in town for the 'il-Lib-non-Dem' conference.
Well, to be honest, I wouldn't wish to be caught between these two formidable ladies because somehow I don't think it would quite come up to my expectations. (Mind you, we shall owe them both a debt of gratitude if they succeed in parting him from that dreadful tie!)
Still, I do think Chris Huhne should make the most of what's on offer because if the 'Plod' feel his collar over that very unfortunate mix-up over who exactly was driving the dangerously speeding car he might spend some time at Her Majesty's pleasure in a place where female company is at a premium. Mind you, there are, I believe, some sexually confused people inside who might need and appreciate some straightening as well!
"he might spend some time at Her Majesty's pleasure"
Oh I do hope so - it would bring so much happiness to so many people in these dark and difficult times.
Posted by: A K Haart | Monday, 19 September 2011 at 21:02
I know, AK, there is nothing to match a nice dollop of schadenfreude particularly when it's someone you really loathe!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 19 September 2011 at 21:14
"I wouldn't wish to be caught between these two formidable ladies because somehow I don't think it would quite come up to my expectations."
Have to agree with you after looking at the photo - I don't think it would come up either.
I wonder - has Mr. Huhne ever visited Spec-Savers?
Posted by: JK | Tuesday, 20 September 2011 at 00:42
I'm puzzled as to why an obvious alpha male like Chris couldn't get himself a proper lesbian, like the ones in the videos. If he could solve the problems of peak oil without upsetting the windfarm nimbies, the grateful nation would present him with a matching pair.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Tuesday, 20 September 2011 at 09:12
Oh, JK, you're so unromantic - where the heart leads the, er, rest follows, er, as it were . . .
Possibly, Whyaxye, but a pair of what, exactly? No, don't tell me!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 20 September 2011 at 17:37