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Wednesday, 14 December 2011


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"Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it..."

There's been some advisories in our press of late. As to the "average male car thief not being able to find it"?

True - to a point - so long as he doesn't hear the motor running before he tries to snatch one.

Otherwise, the Clitaurus emits a woeful moaning and groaning whine (high pitched at speed - low rumbling at idle) and distinct at all times.

Engineers at the Renord Division working tirelessly on the problem have so far come up with one sole solution - "a BFH" as it's called - but so far they advise, it remains a temporary fix.

Does my bump look big in this?

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