I fully support the fat, black clown!

I do realise, of course, that my title to this post is 'fat-ist', 'black-ist' and 'clown-ist' but I must do my duty and tell the truth because there are some people, the very young, the deaf and the blind, the illiterate, sundry race relations 'experts' and most 'loonies', who will be unaware of the fact that one of the stupidest MPs in parliament - and that's a pretty fierce competition - is Ms. Diane Abbott.

As you can see, she is fat and she is black and today she used the idiots favourite communication method - Twitter for Twits - to say something clownish.  Various other 'stoopids', mostly from the Tory Party (not too difficult to find them there), have begun to leap up and down like Dervishes on dope saying that she's "racist" and she should resign.  (Sorry, that was very Dervish-ist'.)

She should not!  I defend to the, er, well, not quite 'death', her right to say really stupid things - because it says so much about her and as she seeks high office to rule over me then I want to know what she thinks, or at least, what passes for thinking in her 'grunt-futtock' mind.  If all these wretched Language Commissars have their way we will have even less idea of exactly how monumentally stupid most of our leaders are.

So come on, Diane, the unthinking man's Goddess, tell us the way it really is.  You're quite safe because I am standing behind you, er, even if no-one can see me.

Incidentally, her description of 'whites dividing and ruling' is entirely correct except, of course, on those odd occasions where we simply shot anyone who failed to be divided and ruled.  However, where her ineffable stupidity showed itself was in the notion that this sort of behavious was limited to whites.  Has this stupid woman ever been to Africa?

 

Comments

[Whyaxye]

Actually, this particular case might have revealed a smart tactical brain, either hers or elsewhere in the Labour Party. It was a slip that she was easily able to extricate herself from, by means of the usual apology that she had expressed herself in a way that allowed her remarks to be taken out of context. Everyone gets agitated about black racism, etc., and meanwhile Lord Glasman's extremely unflattering remarks about Miliband's leadership ("No strategy and little energy")
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16417428
are conveniently bumped off the front page.

After all, what are clowns for but distraction?!

[David Duff]

I was almost convinced there for a moment, 'W', but then I remembered - Diane Abbott - nah!

[Jimmy Glesga]

David you are right. She is a windbag and silly tae boot. That kind of statement could lead to assualt and possibly death. She would never be selected by Labour up here in Scotland. The only reason she is on the Andrew Neil slot and cuddles up with Portillo is because she is black.

[David Duff]

Abbott and Portillo "cuddling" - dread thought!

[Whyaxye]

Actually, the cuddling might have started far earlier - they attended the same London school. [snip]

[David Duff]

Sorry, 'W', I know, or at least, am vaguely aware, of what you mentioned, and you are probably better informed than me, but I prefer not publish delicate matters unless I'm sure of my facts.

[Andra]

Hah!

Since when?

[David Duff]

Since my solicitors, Messrs. Whyte, Lippe & Tremblin, warned me that there is a difference between general abuse and specific allegations. Being a bully I always enjoy the former but being a coward, and an impoverished coward at that, I prefer to avoid the latter.

[Jimmy Glesga]

There was a time when men were men and you could give and take a bit of the verbal. Now the politicians (some ex) look for an excuse to sue and make some dosh.

[David Duff]

Exactly so, Jimmy.