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Friday, 17 February 2012


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"Anyway, several interesting questions arise which Anorak fails to answer. Who is her lover? Is he actually blind?"

Chris Huhne's got form.

I hadn't thought of him but now you mention it . . .

I dont think Mandy Mountain sat on a cat. I think Mandie Mountain sat on at least 2 flamingos who had just had a serous relationship with a Dodo.
I mean, where are her knickers?
And I feel quite sorry for the chair which is being absorbed by her body as I write.
No wonder she's got a smile on her face. I think her lover was sitting on the chair.

Crikey, Hat, how did you manage to look for so long? Through your fingers, was it? And please, I wondered where her knickers had gone too but I could not dwell on the question for more than 3.7 nano-seconds!

The title in the Anorak news was "Lover Finds Dead Cat Beneath Fat Woman’s Bottom." I'm sure that means the cat's lover, and the dead cat was found at the bottom of the woman's toe.

Dom, my 'gast' has just been 'flabbered'!

Mandy Mountain of West Virginia, eh?
You get a lot of woman for your dollar in these southern states.
But I gotta tell ya, I ain't letting her anywhere near my pussy!
JK - I'd kinda like your thoughts on this, ahem, female. You may even already be familiar with Ms. Mountain. Some of us are curious about this.
And I have absolutely no intention of even considering what this creature's knickers may look like or what the so-called lover looks like.
Frankly, I don't believe there is a lover.
However, I think there is a pussy or has been a pussy at some time.
Everybody's got a pussy at some time or another.
I have one or two right now.
I hate this subject.
But at least you got me talking to you again and that's a good thing, right?

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