I really must knuckle down this weekend and make some more progress on the PowerPoint design of my talk on How the Japanese Lost WWII in the First Six Months which I am due to give in September. It's a fascinating, complicated and exciting tale but somehow, in some way, everytime I think about it I feel like running repeatedly head first into the nearest brick wall. I had similar feelings when I designed my earlier talk How the Germans Lost WWI in the First Six Weeks. Over and over again I found myself slumped back in my chair and muttering, "The fools, the fools, how could they be so stupid?" I know, I know, that hindsight is always 20/20 but even so, the sheer folly and hubris of the main players is almost beyond belief.
It is best expressed by the Japanese Emperor who, prior to Pearl Harbour, actually set both his army and navy staffs seperately the task of evaluating the likely outcome of war with the USA. Both of these organisations were, in their own terms, a mixture of the militaristic and the bombastic. Their senior officers, like their counterparts worldwide and throughout time, were eager for glory, not just for their nation but for their own reputations in the history books. Who would not wish to go down in history as one of the 'Great Captains' alongside Alexander, Julius Caesar, Frederick the Great and Bonaparte? But, and this is doubly extraordinary given their bitter rivalry with each other, both the army and the navy came to the same doubting conclusion, that if the war lasted more than 18 months Japan would lose. In other words they had to cripple American giant in the first year. And yet . . . and yet . . . they went ahead and took what was a screamingly obvious and highly doubtful gamble.
Exactly the same type of thinking occurred in Wilhelmine Germany. There a psychotic Emperor with delusions of grandeur based on feelings of inferiority and stoked by a fear which fed itself, aided and abetted his own phantasy . Again, it was all based on a giant gamble - the Schlieffen Plan - which was predicted(!) to knock France out of the war in 42 days! And virtually no-one stood up and shouted out loud that this was more than nonsense, it was verging on the idiotic.
I am prompted to take these somewhat gloomy historical thoughts and bring them into the present. Earlier this week an American academic suggested that it would be a benefit if Iran did succeed in aquiring nuclear weapons. I am only going on the reports of his reasoning because I have not yet read his own words but it seems that he thinks it would bring a sort of repeat of the frozen strategic position in Europe during the Cold War. Of course, it was a 'cold' war in Europe(!) precisely because neither side could see any chance of advantage over their opponent. It was called, somewhat inapropriately, MAD, standing for Mutually Assured Destruction. Apparently this professor reckons the same thing will occur in the Middle East. I beg to differ!
In the west, religion, which by its very nature is irrational, has virtually ceased to be an important factor in guiding international affairs (or even internal affairs, come to that!) but that is not the case in Islamic countries. There, religion, which is drummed into children from a very young age with whole slabs of text to be memorised, is a major factor in their world view. Just as in early Christianity, martyrdom is considered the highest of virtues. Also, it needs to be remembered that Islam is riven by a fault line in exactly the same way that Christianity was between Catholic and Protestant. It's not so much Israel that needs to fear but Saudi Arabia because the split and the hatred between Sunni and Shiite is dangerously high. If and when Iran possesses nuclear weapons then the Saudis will instantly call in their IOUs from Pakistan. Thus, we will have a region of the world armed with nukes and nerve gas with a population not averse to the idea of martyrdom.
I know it will give our poor old globe a tremendous economic shock but in my view it is better by far that the Israelis with American help take out the Iranian nuclear capacity before it is established. Does that make me as nutty as von Schlieffen and Yamamoto? Don't answer that question!
One of the most worrying factors at work in the politics of the region is that the martyrdom - as you say, 'considered the highest of virtues' - would not necessarily be voluntary.
A good analogy might be to imagine a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of the leader of the Papal forces at Beziers in 1209, who, when asked how his attacking soldiers should distinguish between good Catholic townsfolk and their heretic Cathar 'enemies', allegedly said: "Kill them all; God will recognize his own."
Posted by: macheath | Saturday, 14 July 2012 at 14:51
In the good old days of the Soviet Union, nuclear warheads were held by a special directorate of the KGB. I would think that if the Iranians finally make a few bombs, they will be tightly controlled by the religious leadership. This is today's good news.
You will no doubt have noticed that there are no clerics amongst the numerous Islamofascist suicide bombers. There is not a single exploding Iman anywhere. This suggests to me that they don't actually believe what they tell the plunkers below them.
Posted by: backofanenvelope | Saturday, 14 July 2012 at 16:55
I have thoroughly trained my boys, now 18 and 16, to counter any trashing of the Germans with the observation that neither World War was the fault of the Germans.
Kaiser Bill was an unpleasant bloke but, after the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, he was desperately trying to get the Austrians to accept the Serbians' grovelling apology. They had agreed to all but one of the conditions of the Austro-Hungarian goverment's ultimatum. Kaiser Bill sent a series of increasingly strident telegrams, saying that their resistance on this final condition was understandable and reasonable. If they did not accept this and insisted on a full 'surrender', the whole of Europe would be engulfed by war at the cost of millions of lives. They didn't, Kaiser Bill was right and the A-H Empire was dismembered.
As for WW2, Hitler was Austrian and not German!
Posted by: Webwrights | Saturday, 14 July 2012 at 19:07
Well, yes, you are entirely right, Macheath, mass martyrdom is usually the choice of a select few!
And you, too, Envelope, are right to point out that many apparently fanatical leaders tend to shout "Go on" rather than "Come on". Even so, Hitler died in his bunker having in effect pulled the roof in on himself and hs country.
Do you know, 'Webbers', I never thought of it in quite that light before. Yes, as my vicar might put it, 'in a very real sense' it was all Austria's fault!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 14 July 2012 at 19:46
Webwrights, that is not Prof Fischer's account. He decided that Germany had been seeking very hard for a way to launch a war with Russia that ensured Austrian support, and was unlikely to bring the British in when Germany attacked Russia and France. The assassination gave them their chance.
Posted by: dearieme | Saturday, 14 July 2012 at 21:20
DM, I'm not sure if 'Webbers' isn't being ironic but you are quite right to draw attention to Fritz Fischer's forensic examination of Germany's imperatives before and during WWI. It is, I think, definitive. For anyone interested:
Germany's Aims in the First World War by Fritz Fischer
This is 'historians history' rather than narrative history for the amateur but it's still a fascinating read.
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 09:29
Just before Iraq invaded Kuwait, there was a meeting in Saudi Arabia between the Kuwaiti royal family and Iraqi envoys. There was no agreement and the Iraqis went home and told Saddam they had been treated like shit - as usual. So he pressed the button and away we all went.
What's this got to do with WW1? The Kaiser felt inferior to the British royals. They felt superior to him. He didn't like it - and away we went......
Posted by: backofanenvelope | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 10:24
So, really, when you think about it, 'Envelope', it's really all a matter of bad manners which in turn stems from poor potty training. Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it. Time for the meds, nursie!
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 12:23
OK then; all we need is a policy to improve potty training. Or we could try MYOB. The trouble is, there are a lot of academics with books to sell.
Posted by: backofanenvelope | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 12:50
And bloggers with blogs to fill - ooops!
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 12:54
The telegrams sent to and from the Kaiser's yacht, "Hohenzollern", on which he was cruising in the Baltic, are a matter of record. He was jealous of the British Empire's dominance and happy to goad the British government - but only so far. Yes, he had imperial ambitions for Germany, and these might well have resulted in eventual war, but he did not want war in 1914. I haven't read Fischer, but don't see why my view is incompatible with his.
Whatever he was, Wilhelm II was not stupid and he was desperate to restrain the Austrians. He predicted that the interlocking bilateral treaties, such as the Entente Cordiale, would ensure that Europe would polarise. Germany was bound by its treaty to the Austrians, just as Britain was to the French, and the inevitable result would be an unprecedentedly bloody war. Technology had advanced so much since the Crimean War, the olny big punch-up since 1815. He foresaw the carnage.
Robert K. Massie's excellent book, "Dreadnought", deals with the slow inevitability of the decline to war and quotes extensively from the exchange of increasingly desperate telegrams.
Posted by: Webwrights | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 13:19
I think, 'Webbers', that it is true to say that the Kaiser lost his nerve almost at the 11th hour but faced with the implacable stance of his general staff and his governmental establishment his backbone was duly stiffened. (One might say, with accuracy, that nearly a quarter of a century later his Japanese equivalent suffered similar last-minute colly-wobbles!) It is difficult to point the finger at just one man and blame (or praise) him for everything. He was just a part of the machine, albeit, a hugely important part. However, Fischer's very scholarly book lays out a detailed proof of German grand strategic aims based on geo-political theories and military might which were laid down and then refined over the 20 years leading up to the war. The Kaiser encouraged this type of thinking. I will leave the last word to Ruth Henig whose pamphlet entitled "On the Origins of the First World War" was published in slim book form by Routledge in 1989. She sums it up, thus:
"There is general agreement [amongst historians] that German decision making was a crucial element in the tense situation after the June assassination. Without the assurance of German support, given so instantly and unequivalently to Austria on 5 July by the Kaiser and German Chancellor, Austria would not have embarked on her fateful confrontation with Serbia. It has been widely asserted that German policy held the key to the situation in the summer of 1914 and that it was the German desire to profit diplomatically and militarily from the crisis which widened the conflict from an eastern European one to a Continental and world war."
I might add that Fischer spells out in damning detail the extent of German ambitions in the Balkans, themselves, as an eventual gateway to Asia. These, had they been fully appreciated by the Austrians might have led to "tears before bedtime" between these two ostensible allies.
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 15 July 2012 at 14:28
http://www.fpri.org/multimedia/radio/2012/20120130.basora.arabspring.html
Posted by: JK | Monday, 16 July 2012 at 03:26
I'd be interested in seeing the powerpoint presentation. I can't seem to find it in your article. We are powerpoint designers and always enjoy seeing other peoples work. Let me know if you can send it over.
Posted by: Jeff | Monday, 17 September 2012 at 19:35
Alas, Jeff, I thought I was the Cecil B. de Mille of PowerPoint designers - but then I looked at your very professional site and I suspect I am really the apprentice's assistant!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 17 September 2012 at 20:00
Thanks David! I do appreciate the articles you publish and will be here more often.
Posted by: Jeff | Tuesday, 18 September 2012 at 01:15
Careful you purchase some spray-on keyboard sanitizer Jeff, if you're gonna be hangin' around much here.
Posted by: JK | Tuesday, 18 September 2012 at 02:12
Behave yourself, JK, and the only thing the regulars need around here is some air freshener if you spent the night at your local 'Arkie' still!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 18 September 2012 at 08:32