Just for a change, today's 'Funny' does not come from Andra's Joke Assembly Factory but from another source closer to home, er, one of my neighbours, actually:
Viagra is now available in teabags.
It doesn't enhance your performance but it stops your biscuit going soft!
Boom-boom - it's the way I tell 'em!
Well, of course, I can't not tell one of Andra's or she'll start throwing boomerangs or aborigines at me:
Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen, is it yours?"
Mick replies "Don't know, give it here."
He then tries it and says, "Yes it is"
Paddy asks "How do you know?"
Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."
There, that's cheered you all up on a Monday morning, hasn't it? Sorry, did you say something . . .
Good and brief, those two; vide Polonius.
Posted by: dearieme | Monday, 29 April 2013 at 09:55
Who was, of course, with typical Shakespearean irony, an old windbag!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 29 April 2013 at 17:00
I once saw "Neither a borrower nor a lender be, as the Good Book says." You may guess the nationality of the author. Clue: he wasn't being sarcastic.
Posted by: dearieme | Monday, 29 April 2013 at 19:44
Not much point throwing a boomerang at you.
They just come back.
I could hit you on the head with a didgeridoo though. That'd do it!
Posted by: Andra | Monday, 29 April 2013 at 20:23