Sorry, sorry, but the joke production line appears to have broken down this week (get a move on, Andra!), thus I am reduced to the pits basics - Googling mother-in-law jokes. If these actually make you feel worse rather than better cheer yourselves up with the fact there appears to be a faint sign of some real global warming so at least you won't freeze on your way home tonight:
An anagram of mother-in-law is 'woman Hitler'.
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Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an
airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law.”
mother-in-law.
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone.
In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the
mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her.
The wife said: “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”
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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’
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“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to
arrest your own mother-in-law?” He replies, “I’d call for backup.”
I've always liked the lion joke.
Posted by: dearieme | Monday, 15 April 2013 at 22:52
Shit, you really have sunk to an new low.
I'll have to see what I have.
It's gotta be better than this crap.
Posted by: Andra | Tuesday, 16 April 2013 at 00:05
Got whiskers on it, has it, DM?
There's no pleasing some people, Andra!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 16 April 2013 at 08:49