Here is a selection of nearly one-liners courtesy of my Australian Joke Assembly Plant (a.k.a. Andra):
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next
to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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A man goes into a bookshop and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
"That's the one; I'll take a copy…"
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I just got scammed out of $25.
I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's about golf.
Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed,
Best Regards,
Charlie Sheen
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There, that's cheered you all up at the start of a working week, hasn't it?
Sorry, didn't quite catch that . . .
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