This is him, I mean, her, he's she's the one on the left with the short back and sides, and her name is Ellen Sturtz and she is an activist with a homosexual organisation called 'GetEQUAL':
Ellen is, apparently, a bit of a 'collar and tie job' and yesterday she had the temerity to heckle the FLOTUS (a particularly unfortunate acronym which brings to mind something other than the First Lady of the United States) on the subject of discrimination against homosexuals working for Federal contractors and, according to The Daily Mail, FLOTUS was not amused! Well, she wouldn't be, would she, seeing as she's married to that wuss in the White House who wouldn't say boo to a goose, let alone FLOTUS. It is, of course, grossly unfair, and therefore totally in line with the spirit of this blog, to cast aspersions on people who are only known via their public personas but the fact is that FLOTUS strikes me as an arrogant, priggish, American il-Liberal of the worst sanctimonious and hypocritical sort. I do not doubt that the dreadful woman takes every opportunity to play her black race cards whilst spending fortunes on wigs which are intended to deny her negroid hair!
Still, despite this public row I really do hope the two ladies can kiss and make up - and that I can be there to take the pictures! Actually, my admiration for Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (delete according to taste) Sturtz is such that I am inclined to do her a very great favour - Ms. Sturtz, please meet Mr. Chris Huhne, the very finest lesbian-straightener Britain has ever produced . . .
ADDITIONAL: Good grief, I appear to have 'gone viral', or at least, this post has. Over 700 1,119 hits - and counting! You don't think they're all from the American Secret Service do you?
A few years ago I thought about becoming a lesbian but I never met the right woman.
Now, of course, I doubt that the Chinaman would approve. Or, on second thoughts ......... nah, let's not go there. Not at this hour of the morning, anyway.
Posted by: Andra | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 00:06
My mind just boggled!
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 08:41
David. There was a time when you could be gay and hetrosexual without being bisexual.
I was just reading an old Glesga East End paper(1953) which has my Granada's funeral details in it. It mentions a church day out where everyone had a 'Gay Time'. The word was definitely hijacked.
Posted by: Jimmy Glesga | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 12:01
Jimmy, you have to proof read when using an iPad. Can I assume Granada didn't really die?
Posted by: Dom | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 12:07
Just an observation Dom, because of the necessity of The Reconquista one could say "Granada was resurrected" therefore it was once dead.
(Looks like you're soon to be visited David, spooks my guess is - 'n not the sorts to holler Trick or Treat!)
'N they won't be from Arkansas. If you liked Sidmouth, you'll love Cuba.
Posted by: JK | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 18:39
Indeed so, Jimmy, word theft is part of the progressive agenda.
Incidentally, Gentlemen, I trust you will all keep an eye out for me. Having been rude to the FLOTUS I am expecting a 'holiday' in Gitmo very soon!
Posted by: David Duff | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 19:20
Incidentally, Gentlemen, I trust you will all keep an eye out for me.
Keep away from Verizon.
Posted by: Up2L8 | Thursday, 06 June 2013 at 22:21
Doesn't matter you realize Ups, all mobile phones use triangulation amongst three cell towers (or one cell tower and a satellite) - and only "You Know Which" has the worldwide infrastructure to provide location coordinates.
For proof try making a call from the UK on your US Verizon network. Here's the original warrant application for the US telecom petition to provide info on "specific" communications:
http://www.fas.org/sgp/jud/kim/warrant.pdf
The Guardian doesn't actually have a clue.
(You probably most of all realize Ups realize the full implications from when the Bax authorities busted that ID-Theft - I'd volunteered to allow same to forensically examine my machine - turned out they had transcripts. That's why I wasn't required to testify.)
Just please - don't put this on a US News or Blogsite. You KNOW who I am.
Posted by: JK | Friday, 07 June 2013 at 06:38
Well, our equivalent of the America NSA are welcome to listen into my mobile 'phone calls. I use it once a week and there are approximately 14 calls in the space of an hour from me to the 'Memsahib' at home as I wander, bewildered and lost in our local supermarket and they are all variations on the same theme, ie, 'Do you want the blue ones or the red ones?', 'What's half a kilo in English?', 'They haven't got X, will Y do?' and so on. Sometimes I find the excitements of life a little hard to bear!
Incidentally, someone must be watching this blog because this morning I have found an invitation to join the 'Gay Lesbian Directory'! Their acronym is LGBTQ. I think I know the first four but what the hell is 'Q'?
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 07 June 2013 at 08:51
Queer? Queensland? Quirky? The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Andra | Friday, 07 June 2013 at 23:15