As you know, here at D&N we pride ourselves in not only bringing you the very latest news but actually telling you the news before it has happened! In fact, modestly, we may say that in the past our forecasts have been described as "stunning", or at least, they have left people stunned. Anyway, there is today only one piece of news worth reporting on, so you can forget about America going bankrupt city by city, Arabs slaughtering other Arabs, the Chinese trying to be more inscrutable than the Japanese, Africans doing what they're really good at, that is, dying of starvation and even really, really important news like will Wayne 'ropey-rug' Rooney sign for Chelsea? - today there is only one story:
Itsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-beeitsabay-bee
This distinguished organ is also proud to report on the sex of the bay-bee - it is either a boy, or it is a girl - and remember, you read it here first!
(What's that? Putin has declared war on Russia! For God's sake don't bother me with trivia like that when there's a really important story breaking . . . now, over to our correspondent at Buckingham Palace . . .)
It's a rather large baby, too.
Posted by: Andra | Monday, 22 July 2013 at 21:23
Excellent! Should play as a front row forward for the Brit Lions in about 20 years time when we beat the Aussies - again!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 22 July 2013 at 21:37
David
I wish the new baby well and all that, though being third in succession as Duke of Normandy and King of Papua New Guinea doesn't strike me as a great future employment prospect.
But why all the hoopla in the US, remeber there was a misunderstnading in 1776.
http://eclecticmeanderings.blogspot.com/
Hank’s Eclectic Meanderings
Posted by: Hank | Wednesday, 24 July 2013 at 04:01
Well, Hank, like a lot of ancient British institutions and habits, ti just doesn't make sense - but it works!
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 24 July 2013 at 11:45